I’m back at it again with some super funnies from Kingston. If you haven’t had a chance to read Kingston Funnies #1, start there. This dude continues to make me laugh. I hope you get a chuckle from him too.
K: “Alexa, play Gangsta’s Paradise by Poolio.”
Talking to me on Facetime…
K: “Mom, you don’t …. you don’t look so good.”
He contemplated this sentence. I could just hear his thoughts .. is this kind, is it not? Shoot, I better just try and help her out by telling her.
During our bedtime routine …
K: “Mom, you look at your pimples in the mirror while I brush my teeth.”
Me: *thinks* “Real cool. Thanks, kid.*
During daycare, Kingston went to his cubby to get something and was told he needed to sit down. He sat down for a second then went back to his cubby. He was told to take a seat again and then proceeded to say “my dad is going to fight you.”
Kingston talking to his babysitter …
K: “When I tell mommy and daddy that we don’t have a dog anymore and I want one they just say dream about it.”
Haha – totes guilty!
Helping me making the Pioneer Woman’s Broccoli & Cheese soup in the crockpot …
K: *inhales real big* “Ahh… the sweet smell of success.”
K: “My bed’s boring. I want someone to sleep with me.”
Me: “You hve to find a wife before that happens – sometime in your 20’s or 30’s.”
K: “I want a wife now!”
Trust me dude … you definitely don’t.
It’s true what they say, you never know what’s going to come out of their mouths! I’m still trying to talk CT into helping create Kingston a you-tube channel. His goof-troop self would eat it up.